Fate, 1 mile---Texas--I 30
Ammo Depot, with M16s on the billboard--Texas I-30
Buckaruz Beer Barn--"American Owned"--Texas I-30 (I'm sure international investors are really interested in texas drive thru liquor stores)
Greenville, Texas--a place that my father informs me once had the unofficial motto of "the whitest people and the blackest soil"--denoting its rich farmland and less than progressive racial attitudes
Lone Star Army Ammunition Depot--Texas I-30
"America Return to God"--Arkansas I-30
Unfortunately, the signs got a lot lamer after Texas.
"Caution--unsocialized homeschoolers on board"--car on I-40 Tennessee
"Titanic: A Family Experience"--I40 Billboard Tennessee
"Bad things come in threes. Newcastle comes in sixes"--I40 Billboard Tennessee (so Newcastle is two bad things)
Nathan Bedford Forrest State Park--I40, Tennessee. (Nothing says racial tolerance like having a state park named after the first KKK grand wizard!)
Text Bang to 6247--Fireworks Store advert--I40, Tennessee
Much More than Knives--I-40, Tennessee
Gunrunners--Team Glock--I-40 Tennessee
Congress, you have failed us. Vote out all incumbents this Nov.--I81, Virginia
Missouri license plate that read "Zombies" and had a "McCain/Palin" bumper sticker--I81 Virginia